"i know. let's fuggum."

Also, I would like a boy who:

• draws me pictures;
• makes me laugh;
• is a good conversationalist;
• is awesome in bed.

I mean, really. That's it. That's all. Fuck a job; I've got one. Not tryin' to get married anytime soon. And if you're not funny, I got nothin' for ya.

Anyway. I love Rachel Gruber. Goddamnit. Madly in love.